Friday, February 5, 2010

Industry Age Lies

Okay... We will begin this post by talking about people in the industry lying about their age. The first person I would like to start off with is the one and only precious Beyond-ce'. I know for a fact this lady is lying about her age. Why? How? First off, her and her family and full of decievers. They know how to lie and cheat their way through everything. Secondly, I am 26 and I have a body of a real Late 20's female. Beyond-ce' on the other hand has the body of a mid 30's woman. FULL GROWN WOMAN for that matter. She can get all the surgerys she wants but the truth of the matter is she is between 35 and 38 years old. And YES this is Beyond-ce' is this grainy pic. I TRULY BELIEVE THAT IS SOLANGE IN HER BELLY AS WELL....
And her grandson is always by her side. Just like Grandma's who love their Grandkids. Mathmatics do not lie. This bitch is full of lies, trickery, and deciet. PERIOD. Now it surprises me that ALL of the talented ladies of the past are or would have been in their 30's by now. And Beyond-ce' came out at the same point and time as those women. I am going to point out a few of your favorite industry people's birthdays and you tell me if they are as young as you thought they were. Let's see exactly what we got here... READY???

Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez- May 27, 1971- Does this mean she would be like 39 this year???

Beyonce' Knowles- September 4, 1981? But recorded as September 4,1974- Suppose to be 29 this year.

Aaliyah Haughton- January 16, 1979- Would have been 31 this year.

Brandy Norwood- February 11, 1979- Will be 31 this month..

Kelendria "Kelly" Rowland- February 11, 1981- No Comment...This bitch is questionable as well...

Solange Knowles- June 24, 1986- Hmmm...I smell a rat

There are more, I just didnt feel like finding it and posting it.

Okay. How is everyone "older" than Beyonce' and Kelly. You can not pay me to believe this bullshit! LMAO!
And doesnt Kelly have a close resemblance to her womanizing REAL father Matthew Knowles??? That's another story but you see where Im going with it...








If Solange will be 24 this year and this pic shows Beyonce pregnant at 15 That would make Beyonce' like 33 or something wouldnt it??? Im just sayin...

3 comments:

  1. Woo, chile...if you ain't speakin' the truth on this one!!! I was just pondering this very thing the other day [read: how Brandy, Monica, etc.] are supposed to be older than Beyodel, and I reached a simple hypothesis: THERE AIN'T NO GAWTDAMN WAY!! lol

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  2. Ya know! Im so sick of their bullshit! More posts coming this evening! Thanx for stopping by boo!

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  3. @sweet please update your awesome blog

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